wait a freaking second
who is jensen ackles
i thought jensen ackles was that fish from spongebob
i thought…this entire time… you guys have been talking about this fish…..
i dont even know why i just heard the name jensen ackles and assumed that was this guys name
This is the most serious post on this entire website
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes
ENTP: Sea Serpent
The noise his lil feet are making
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
imagine eating one of those in public. you make eye contact with someone. lick it a couple more times. swirl your tongue around. AND THEN YOU BITE IT IN HALF.
tumblr is such an interesting place to look at in public
WHAT THE FUCK
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NEVVVERRR TRUST MEN THEY CAN GO FROM THIS!!!!
IN JUST 2 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Airs- strong feelings 4 any1 who calls them cute bc they know they r not
Tarus- big head
Gemeni- kind of good looking
Cancer- smart, strong, beautiful, perfect. do not come for them
Virgin- cautious and not trusting
Liberal- smart asses but never know what they talkin abt
Scorpion- manipulative but every1 looks past it bc they r hot
Saggitarius- do not come into contact with them no matter wat
Capricon- horny 24/7
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle