bionicwasok:

*ruins christmas* *checks nails*

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nintendoki:

"i dont need feminism because—" great. wonderful. amazing. i literally do not care

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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eevee-ray:

Events hitting the United States!

Shiny Gengar (with mega stone from participating game stops) between October 13 through the 26th.

The legendary pokemon, Diancie between October 27th and November 16th.

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scottfoss:

I asked my roommate what she would wish for if she were a magical girl in Madoka, and then this wonderful mess poured out of her mouth.

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perksofbeingahurricane:

My goal in life is to be a bitch.

hikari-the-human:

my avocado don’t

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urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

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clamperl:

Skittles has a chocolate flavor now

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Wait, so cops manage to bring in convicted mass murderer (and armed) TJ Lane unharmed and alive after he escapes from jail, but an unarmed Mike Brown gets shot while surrendering because the cop was supposedly afraid?

weeaboosanonymous:

mysharona1987:

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dont answer with a fucking gif like its some clever retort this is some serious shit and youre trivializing it like fuck you man, use this kind of shit for weird asks not on unjustly killed kids.